Hello. It looks somehow you have found your way to this useless, time-consuming waste of time called the World Wide Web and now are because you have NO fucking life so I naturally will try to do my best to entertain you. Anyway, my name is Mike Petersen. Anyone who "knows" me on Bolt will know me as hammerandsickle, although I'm not a communist. I started it(hammerandsickle)up mostly as a joke because that's what the Internet is(despite the few nerds who argue whether the Pentium III or KAS6577-XC21 chip is the most superior and actually know what the fuck they are doing when they build these pages). Anyway, I have a few stories which should be up around mid-May. They are mostly satires which expound my beliefs about the fucked-up world we live in today. If there are any errors, contact me POLITELY and I will attempt to fix it. Also, don't expect any fancy graphics or shit like that. I don't have THAT much time to waste on this crap.

Now let me explain about what I want to do with this page. I want to post my stories and get feedback from you(the reader)and take submissions of other stories. I'll also have a few links and a tribute to Halldor Laxness up soon. Any questions? E-mail me at [email protected]. Thank you, Mike.

Here are the stories:

The Lion Tower: Click here for background info.

Yes, this site like many others is still UNDER CONSTRUCTION!